"Every time you open the paper now, there seems to be another celebrity getting arrest for masturbation. First, it was Peewee Herman and then George Michael. If masturbation's a crime, I should be on death row."

-- Gilbert Gottfried

#Paper Quotes #Firsts Quotes #Crime Quotes

“Wise men are able to make a fitting use even of their enmities.”
“A cocktail party is what you call it when you invite everyone you know to come over to your house at six p.m., put cigarettes out on your rug, and leave at eight to go somewhere more interesting for dinner without inviting you.”
“To be a soul winner is the happiest thing in the world. And with every soul you bring to Jesus Christ, you seem to get a new heaven here upon earth.”
“The Net is the ultimate empowerment tool. You have the right to express your opinion to a global audience, but everyone has the right not to pay any attention to it.”

Source : Don Rittner (1999). “The IMac Book”, Coriolis Group
“I see music as one language. If one musical form eats its own tail, it dies. So it needs to be a mongrel, it needs to be hybridised.”
“One must change one's tactics every ten years if one wishes to maintain one's superiority.”
“My worthiness is all my doubt His Merit- all my fear- Contrasting which my quality Does however appear”
“I grew up loving actresses or actors who were very classy but who seemed a little bit mysterious because you couldn't grasp what they're really thinking. I mean, Grace Kelly always looked impossibly glamorous, yet you could always see there was something behind her eyes.”

You may also like:

Alan Thicke
Actor
Amy Yasbeck
Film actress
Greg Giraldo
Stand-up comedian
John Ritter
Actor
Lisa Lampanelli
Stand-up comedian
Norm MacDonald
Comedian
Robin Williams
Actor
John Musker
Animation Director
Ron Clements
Animation Director