"I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then.""

-- Margaret Smith

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Marine Quotes

“There is a linear way in which black comedians are expected to talk about race by all audiences - black people are like this, white people are like this - and it really is hard to break through that. I never was doing it that way.”
“Oh God, it's such a big world right now for artists. There are as many possibilities as you can have time for, getting your music out there with the internet, and Youtube, Vimeo, Facebook, and everything that you have, there is a way to spread the word. To me, the first thing you have to have is substance and content and real depth.”
“Comics taught me how to write, and also patience and confidence.”
“Never give up. In the end it'll all be worth it.”

Source : FaceBook post by Leighton Meester from Oct 10, 2012
“I was 13 and at summer camp when I had my first kiss.”
“The red man divided mind into two parts, - the spiritual mind and the physical mind.”

Source : Charles Alexander Eastman (2003). “The Soul of the Indian”, p.3, Courier Corporation
“These are the elements of an emerging order that may prove to be as dangerous as any fundamentalism that history has produced. For in a world where anything or anyone can be owned, manipulated, and exploited for profit, everything and everyone will be.”

Source : Joel Bakan (2005). “The Corporation: The Pathological Pursuit of Profit and Power”, p.138, Simon and Schuster
“You can just say the word "hair" to a woman, and she tells you the story of her life.”

Source : Source: nytlive.nytimes.com

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