"If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less."

-- Lily Tomlin

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Eyeglasses Quotes

“I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after.”
“The small seed of despair cracks open and sends experimental tendrils upward to the fragile skin of calm holding him together.”

Source : Judith Guest (1982). “Ordinary People”, p.2, Penguin
“I had never ironed anything in my life. The proper pressing of a shirt was a mystery of the universe akin to black holes and dark matter.”
“To be acutely conscious is a disease, a real, honest-to-goodness disease.”
“The dinosaurs disappeared because they could not adapt to their changing environment. We shall disappear if we cannot adapt to an environment that now contains spaceships, computers â€” and thermonuclear weapons.”
“An excess of hoarded wealth is the death of many.”
“Children, old people, vagabonds laugh easily and heartily: they have nothing to lose and hope for little. In renunciation lies a delicious taste of simplicity and deep peace.”
“It's what I do that teaches me what I'm looking for.”

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