"Spam, spam, spam, spam... Spam, spam, spam, spam."

-- Graham Chapman

“I don't think any other holiday embraces the food of the Midwest quite like Thanksgiving. There's roasted meat and mashed potatoes. But being here is also about heritage. Cleveland is really a giant melting pot - not only is my family a melting pot, but so is the city.”
“We imagine things â€” that we wouldn't be able to survive, but in fact, we do survive. ... We have no choice, so we do it.”
“Craziness was considered funny, like all other things that were in reality frightening and profoundly shameful.”
“I like my hair long because I have really big ears.”
“What this country needs is more people to inspire others with confidence, and fewer people to discourage any initiative in the right direction more to get into the thick of things, fewer to sit on the sidelines, merely finding fault more to point out what's right with the world, and fewer to keep harping on what's wrong with it and more who are interested in lighting candles, and fewer who blow them out.”
“Beware of the flight of Blessings, For nothing that runs away is returned.”
“In my experience, there are two things that no one will admit to: having no sense of humor and being susceptible to flattery.”
“The warrior is Here, Now.”

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