"If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober."

-- Bernard Manning

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“It is not economic development; it's about taking money out of the consumer economy and shipping it off to Las Vegas”
“I've always wanted to do an adult cartoon, because I want a job where you can just drive up in your pajamas, have a cup of tea and not even get dressed, and you've gone to work for the day. What a great gig!”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it.”
“Back when I was in high school, I came out onstage with my guitar and had four guys playing behind me. We were just playing a dance, but I was standing in front of an audience rocking out. I'm still rocking out like when I was a kid. I haven't changed.”
“If we lived in a State where virtue was profitable, common sense would make us good, and greed would make us saintly. And we'd live like animals or angels in the happy land that /needs/ no heroes. But since in fact we see that avarice, anger, envy, pride, sloth, lust and stupidity commonly profit far beyond humility, chastity, fortitude, justice and thought, and have to choose, to be human at all... why then perhaps we /must/ stand fast a little --even at the risk of being heroes.”
“I'm naturally shy, so the social media thing is new to me. I haven't really figured out how my voice sounds on social media, you know? I don't want to tweet everyday just for the sake of tweeting. I want to make sure whatever I do there is honest. Social media can very quickly get fake, and I don't want to be that guy.”
“Certainly I had my preference, and I very much hoped that George W. Bush would be our next president.”

Source : "PrimeTime Exclusive: Katherine Harris Interview" by Rebecca Raphael, abcnews.go.com.
“Doubt is often better than overconfidence, for it leads to inquiry, and inquiry leads to invention.”

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