"I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other."

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Source : "Top 5 Things I’m Thankful for" by Elayne Boosler, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 24, 2010.

Elayne Boosler

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“I can't talk about my singing; I'm inside it. How can you describe something you're inside of?”
“If they weren't so dangerous and destructive, one could smile and pat the Modern Liberal on the head and tell him how cute he is and go on about the business of being an adult. But he is dangerous and destructive, with the True Believer's very purpose being the total destruction of everything that God and science-most obviously Western Civilization-has ever created. ...The Modern Liberal will invariably and, in fact, inevitably side with evil over good, wrong over right and the behaviors that lead to failure over those that lead to success.”
“Weapons that were designed for soldiers in war theaters don't belong on our streets.”
“The improv technique does one of two things. It either makes you raise your game, or retreat into a corner and decide to find a new career. But you do feel like you want to match and develop things.”

Source : Source: www.indielondon.co.uk
“In a competitive society, the thing people fear the most is love.”
“'Easter' is a movable event, calculated by the relative positions of sun and moon, an impossible way of fixing year by year the anniversary of a historical event, but a very natural and indeed inevitable way of calculating a solar festival. These changing dates do not point to the history of a man, but to the hero of a solar myth.”
“I like the word 'artist,' but I don't like the word 'artist' inside my house.”

Source : "How Psy taught me Gangnam Style". Interview with Jay Rayner, www.theguardian.com. November 17, 2012.
“Goal setting is the most important aspect of all improvement and personal development plans. Confidence is important, determination is vital, certain personality traits contribute to success, but they all come into focus in goal setting.”

Source : Paul J. Meyer (2002). “Unlocking Your Legacy: 25 Keys for Success”, Moody Pub

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