"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."

-- Charles Lamb

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“Throughout the developed world,we have moved from "man power"to "mind power."We have moved from the use of physical muscle to the use of mental muscle.”
“stories are the one sure way I know to touch the heart and change the world.”
“You cannot be pro-jobs and anti-business at the same time. You cannot love employment and hate employers.”

Source : "Under The Big Top". Excerpts From Remarks Delivered by Tsongas and Brown at the Convention, www.nytimes.com. 1992.
“Australia, to the rest of the world, is just far away, and Australia in the Thirties was the faraway of the faraway.”
“The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.”

Source : Josh Billings (1874). “Josh Billings' Wit and Humor”, p.208
“The bottom line is this: Peace will come to Israel and the Middle East only when the Israeli government is willing to comply with international law, with the Roadmap for Peace, with official American policy, with the wishes of a majority of its own citizens - and honor its own previous commitments - by accepting its legal borders. All Arab neighbors must pledge to honor Israel's right to live in peace under these conditions.”
“Sometimes you can gradually improve things. But sometimes, they don't work, and you've just got to just say: Let's grind this baby to a halt.”
“Honestly, I don't go out of my way to see animated movies. I'm mostly influenced by.. the films I tend to like are the small films, small personal stories. With characters you can believe.”

Source : Source: www.movieweb.com

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