"An egg cream can do anything. An egg cream to a Brooklyn Jew is like water to an Arab. A Jew will kill for an egg cream. It's the Jewish malmsey."

-- Mel Brooks

#Eggs Quotes #Water Quotes #Brooklyn Quotes

“It was not a big smile, not particularly bold or polite or ironic or glib, not asking for anything or offering anything, not stringy or careless, not, in short, like any smile I had ever experienced before. But such a smile! You could burn a hole in the world with that smile.”
“How lucky have we been that the face of baseball for the past two decades, through ups and downs, has been Derek Jeter.”
“Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.”
“sorrow must not be cultivated: it is a poor lifestyle choice.”
“There is in the darkness a unity, if you will, that cannot be achieved in any other environment, a blending of self with what the self perceives, and exquisite mystical experience.”
“Another source of fallacy is the vicious circle of illusions which consists on the one hand of believing what we see, and on the other in seeing what we believe.”
“Hatred is settled anger.”
“I was living in Maryland and my first week was dreadful. My first week I actually got into a fight at school”

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