"Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there."

-- Josh Billings

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Motivational Quotes

“To be what we are, and to become what we are capable of becoming, is the only end of life.”
“If you're faced with a forced landing, fly the thing as far into the crash as possible.”
“Why is computer science a good field for women? For one thing, thats where the jobs are, and for another, the pay is better than for many jobs, and finally, its easier to combine career and family.”
“The earth is round, all the heavenly bodies are round; they all move on round or elliptical orbits. This same image of circular globe-shaped mini worlds orbiting around each other follows us right down to the microcosmos. We are even aroused by round forms in species propagation related eroticism. Why should I join the straying mass who want to make everything angular? I am going to pursue Galileo Galilei's philosophy: my world is also round.”
“It wasn't until Kiffney-Brown, when I met Jason Talbot, that I really thought I might actually have one of those boyfriend kind of stories to tell the next time I got together with my old friends. Jason was smart, good-looking, and seriously on the rebound after his girlfriend at Jackson dumped him for, in his words, 'a juvenile delinquent welder with a tattoo'.”
“I think the amazing thing about Twin Peaks was that it completely changed television from that point forward.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“When in doubt, blow something up.”
“Heaven lent you a soul, Earth will lend a grave.”

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