"He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes."

-- Fred Allen

#Sarcastic Quotes #Eye Quotes #Blind Quotes

“If you go through any newspaper or magazine and look for active, kicking verbs in the sentences, you will realize that this lack of well used verbs is the main trouble with modern English writing. Almost all nonfiction nowadays is written in a sort of pale, colorless sauce of passives and infinitives, motionless and flat as paper.”

Source : Rudolf Flesch (1946). “The Art of Plain Talk”
“I have a wig for when I go outside among the regular folks, so they don't feel uncomfortable because I have a Day-Glo color somewhere in my hair.”
“Whenever there's a camera around, a video or film camera, it's a great deal harder for those in power to bury the story.”
“Manhattan, though, was an entirely different ballgame in a whole different kind of world, with a man who was brilliant and at the same time terribly charismatic.”
“Life's harder, the deeper you feel things.”
“So when the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never, Because the dance with the devil might last you forever.”

Source : Song: Dance With the Devil
“Beauty is not defined by the size of your jeans.”

Source : Interview with Degen Pener, www.glamour.com. January 31, 2007.
“I was trained by Method acting teachers and we were taught that aside from whatever gift you may or may not have or the level of that gift, that you were obliged to know how to build a table. It's a craft. It's like being a ballerina or a violinist.”

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