"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."

-- Groucho Marx

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“I had a philosophy, which may have been proven right, that directing isn't as hard as everyone says it is.”
“God has made us humans in God's own image. So therefore the highest way to talk about God is by some kind of analogy with ourselves. So, naturally, if we who are finite and sinful suffer in multiple ways because of sin and evil and the horrible things that happen in our world, how much more does God, who is infinite, sinless, and knows the totality of all that happens to everybody, suffer pain and heartache at the suffering of his human and non-human creation - and be angry at all that causes it?”

Source : Source: www.patheos.com
“The wretched reflect either too much or too little.”
“A very subtle difference can make the picture or not.”
“Who can now deny the loss of natural light, of skin tones, of real place, and common but precious things in our movies, to be replaced by the gorgeous imagery of things that have never been and never will be? The most special effect in movies is always the human face when its mind is being changed.”
“Teachers ... preach "the superiority of the intelligence"; but they preach it because in their opinion it is the intelligence which shows us the actions required for our interests, i.e. from exactly the same passion for the practical.”

Source : Julien Benda (1969). “The Treason of the Intellectuals”
“It's only when you're forbidden to talk about the future that you suddenly realize how much the future normally occupies the present.”
“It's not often that an English drummer gets an Oscar. So I'm very, very proud of that.”

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