"I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boos was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law."

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Source : "Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Rock". TV Special, 1999.

Chris Rock

#Mean Quotes #Mcdonalds Quotes #Law Quotes

“The function of the artist is to provide what life does not.”
“Peace demands the united efforts of us all. Who can foresee what spark might ignite the fuse?”
“Each and every soul will become consciously aware of the ability to communicate with the divine.”
“I believe that to pray without ceasing means to think good thoughts without ceasing.”
“Is the Master out of his mind?' she asked me. I nodded. 'And he's taking you with him?' I nodded again. 'Where?' she asked. I pointed towards the centre of the earth. 'Into the cellar?' exclaimed the old servant. 'No,' I said, 'farther down than that.”
“The stainless-steel frets were a major breakthrough, because of the amount of playing and bending that I do. I have to get my guitars refretted every couple of months.”
“Even if you close your eyes, you'll still hear Donald Trump sniffing. Linguists might call [these visuals] paralinguistics, every form of information including facial gestures and facial features. Obviously these things get scrutinized in tremendous detail, so that a cough can be of outsized importance. [But] that's all part of the package.”

Source : Source: www.macleans.ca
“I find you offensive for finding me offensive”

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