"I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."

-- Jay London

“A name is a solemn thing.”

Source : L. T. Meade (2012). “The Honorable Miss A Story of an Old-Fashioned Town”, p.12, tredition
“I'm not a show-off by nature.”
“Love is like a child, That longs for everything it can come by”
“I taught high school students Spanish.”
“Corporate principles and military principles are basically the same. Insulation. Illusion. Hype. Activity.”
“People only accept change when they are faced with necessity, and only recognize necessity when a crisis is upon them.”

Source : Jean Monnet (1978). “Memoirs”
“In any event, it is one thing to assert, then or now, that the Iraq war was ill-advised. It is quite another to make the horrendous charge that President Bush lied to or deceived the American people about the threat from Saddam.”
“I really liked Wynton when I first met him. He's still a nice young man, only confused.”

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