"I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it."

-- Jay London

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“I know everyone is busy in life and for them to take out the time to still think about me and send me a card or a letter, that really meant the world to me. I'm grateful for that.”

Source : "What It Was Like For Teresa Giudice to Watch Her Release From Prison on The Real Housewives of New Jersey". Interview with Maggie Panos, www.popsugar.com. July 10, 2016.
“Do not be fooled by one who recites the QurÃ¢n. His recitation is but speech â€“ but look to those who act according to it.”
“Rascals, do you want to live forever?”
“I'd rather be hissed at for a good verse, than applauded for a bad one.”
“Yes, I am seeking a husband. As soon as the right man asks me, I shall say, It is not good for a woman to live alone.”
“Leaders may recognize that they are not addressing the real problems, but they rationalize their actions with the argument that they must first politically survive in order to later address the hard problems and sacrifices. Of course, they usually don't ever actually get around to addressing the fundamental problems later, either because they don't make it through the initial crisis or because, even later, they are not willing to risk sacrificing their own position or "career" with needed measures that usually require tough sacrifices by the population.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org
“The whole intent of Perl 5's module system was to encourage the growth of Perl culture rather than the Perl core.”
“...that was the first thing I had to learn about her, and maybe the hardest I've ever learned about anything - that she is her own, and what she gives me is of her choosing, and the more precious because of it. Sometimes a butterfly will come to sit in your open palm, but if you close your hand, one way or the other, it - and its choice to be there - are gone.”

Source : Barbara Hambly (1999). “Winterlands”, Del Rey

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