"I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really."

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Andrew Dice Clay

#Animal Quotes #People Quotes #World Quotes

“I am firmly convinced that, in future years, China and India will join hands in playing a more active role in maintaining peace and stability in the region and the world at large and make due contribution to the cause of human progress and development.”
“So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.”
“I don't think I've ever had love at first sight. I am somebody who starts to do something, and I keep on doing it without knowing if I like it or not. At some point I realize, "You know, I really like this," and it could be music; it could be anything. I like to embrace life like that.”
“My attraction has never been to computers per se, but to the fact that they offer a highly leveraged way to invent magic.”

Source : "Bing adds features to try to gain on Google" by Dina Bass, www.sfgate.com. August 9, 2010.
“Not the power to remember, but its very opposite, the power to forget, is a necessary condition of our existence. If the lore of the transmigration of souls is a true one, then these, between their exchange of bodies, must pass through the sea of forgetfulness.”
“If patience and gratitude had been she camels, it would have mattered little on which I rode.”
“I think someone who would watch this would think there is something wrong with me and something wrong with my friends.”
“This Life is a fleeting breath, And whither and how shall I go, When I wander away with Death By a path that I do not know.”

Source : Louise Chandler Moulton (1908). “The Poems and Sonnets of Louise Chandler Moulton ...”

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