"I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra."

“A man with a camera was always suspected of being a spy. Moreover, the Jews did not want to be photographed, due to a misunderstanding of the prohibition against making graven images (photography had not been invented when the Torah was written!). I was forced to use a hidden camera.”

“Never let the mud puddle get lost in the poetry because, in many ways, the mud puddle is the poetry.”

“I do a happy dance even when I get a guest-star role.”

“Words and images run riot in my head, pursuing, flying, clashing, merging, endlessly. But beyond this tumult there is a great calm, and a great indifference, never really to be troubled by anything again.”

“One must treat theory-in-use as both a psychological certainty and an intellectual hypothesis.”

Source : Chris Argyris, Donald A. Schön (1974). “Theory in practice: increasing professional effectiveness”, Jossey-Bass

“CEOs are paid for doing a terrible job. If the system wasn't so messed up, guys like me wouldn't make this kind of money.”

“We can only see what our brain’s filter allows through.”

Source : Eben Alexander (2012). “Proof of Heaven: A Neurosurgeon's Journey Into the Afterlife”, p.72, Simon and Schuster

“Faithfully guard your reputation.”