"We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, "I've decided I want to be cremated." I said, "Alright, get your coat.""

-- Dave Spikey

#Mother Quotes #Blue Quotes #Law Quotes

“. . . [R]estlessness usually stems from pride and from being discontented with one's lot in life.”
“There is no vice or folly that requires so much nicety and skill to manage as vanity; nor any which by ill management makes so contemptible a figure.”
“I practice the martial arts. I don't practice MMA. MMA is my job, MMA is a new sport. Martial arts is the knowledge from the ages.”
“In my day, everything came from my belly button and seat of the pants. Today, everything is done from research.”
“Before we can pray, "Lord, Thy Kingdom come," we must be willing to pray, "My Kingdom go."”
“I know I stand visibly onstage, but my function is still unseen, because I rarely see the immediate results of what I am saying or doing or writing.”
“The truth is you can have a great marriage, but there are still no guarantees.”
“The virtual suppression of ethical discussion after 1845 produces the semblance of purely descriptive analysis, dressed in the mantle of positivist objectivity, analysis which is, in fact, strung to a framework of crude, because unexplicated, moral assumptions.”

Source : John Carroll (2010). “Break-Out from the Crystal Palace: The Anarcho-Psychological Critique: Stirner, Nietzsche, Dostoevsky”, p.65, Taylor & Francis

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