"If you cannot come to the party, do not cancel at the last minute or give a message to a child to inform the host. And don't bother explaining why you can't attend because anything after 'because' is bullshit."

-- Amy Sedaris

#Children Quotes #Party Quotes #Giving Quotes

“Life changes for the better when we realize that we don't have to know everything and we don't have to pretend we do.”
“In the World through which I travel, I am endlessly creating myself.”

Source : Frantz Fanon (1967). “Black Skin, White Masks”, p.229, Pluto Press
“Please don't throw me in dat briar patch!”
“The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articulable date essentially guarantees that the schedule will be missed.”

Source : Tom DeMarco, Tim Lister (2013). “Waltzing with Bears: Managing Risk on Software Projects”, p.57, Addison-Wesley
“If you dream you've got to dream that it's going to happen. Remember that. If you dream you have to imagine that it will actually happen.”
“I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.”
“Writing is the process by which you explain to yourself what happened to you.”
“You do know when people say 'chic,' they mean thin.”

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