"For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton."

-- Elayne Boosler

#Mean Quotes #Men Quotes #Milk Quotes

“If Shane Warne were to become England spin bowling coach I think it would be fantastic for myself and all those learning to bowl spin in England.”
“The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”
“It has taken me all my life to understand it is not necessary to understand everything.”
“I am not doddery... doddery I am not!”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Gettin' dressed up for court, that's a law suit”
“My sisters and I cannot spend any substantial time searching for Wickham, as we are each commanded by His Majesty to defend Hertfordshire from all enemies until such time as we are dead, rendered lame, or married.”

Source : Jane Austen, Seth Grahame-Smith (2009). “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies”, p.252, Quirk Books
“Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.”
“Do not be held a cheat, even though it is impossible to live today without being one. Let your greatest cunning lie in covering up what looks like cunning.”

You may also like:

Andy Kaufman
Entertainer
Carol Leifer
Comedian
David Letterman
Talk show host
Richard Lewis
Comedian
Rita Rudner
Comedian
Robin Williams
Actor
Tom Dreesen
Comedian
Wendy Liebman
Comedian
Susan Schneider
Graphic Designer