"I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their houses have wheels."

-- Carlos Mencia

#Moving Quotes #Compassion Quotes #People Quotes

“If you want to know the future, look at what is in your mind”
“the flip side of success is fear. And fear is the devil. And success is the devil's dope.”

Source : Elizabeth Ashley, Ross Firestone (1979). “Actress: Postcards from the Road”, Fawcett Books
“Relief has its place. But what the people need is not relief, but release - release of their own potential for development.”
“The challenge of this age is to resist and conquer in each of our own beings the racist brainwashing that is still active in our minds.”
“At one oâ€™clock, the ever-logical Right-Eye Grand Steward woke up to discover that during his sleep his left-eyed counterpart had executed three of his advisors for treason, ordered the creation of a new carp pool and banned limericks. Worse still, no progress had been made in tracking down the Kleptomancer, and of the two people believed to be his accomplices, both had been released from prison and one had been appointed food taster. Right-Eye was not amused. He had known for centuries that he could trust nobody but himself. Now he was seriously starting to wonder about himself.”
“All of you have now lost your virginity... in Physics!”
“I'm lost, but I'm hopeful.”
“The know-nothings are, unfortunately, seldom the do-nothings.”

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