"I'll never forget my first experience of swede. It was at school and I thought I was getting mashed potato. I've never got over it."

-- Paul Merton

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“I found the one, he changed my life, but was it me that changed?”
“The writer, like the murderer, needs a motive,”

Source : Janet Malcolm (2013). “The Silent Woman: Sylvia Plath and Ted Hughes”, p.183, Vintage
“All the things that Hillary Clinton has changed. OK, she used to be strong at the border. Now everyone could stay. She used to have a crime bill; "sorry about that." She used to be for welfare reform. That was a big mistake. "Libya wasn't my job; it's Barack Obama's." The TPP was the - was the gold standard for trade deals. "I hate the TPP." So she changed on everything. What is she voting for, who are you voting for? What are we doing here? She's going to win it just on recognition.”

Source : Source: www.foxnews.com
“I like it when somebody tells me a story, and I actually really feel that that's becoming like a lost art in American cinema.”
“There are two things parents should give their children roots and wings. Roots to give them bearing and a sense of belonging, but also wings to help free them from constraints and prejudices and give them other ways to travel (or rather, to fly).”
“A babe, by intercourse of touch I held mute dialogues with my Mother's heart.”
“There's no committee that says, 'This is the type of person who can change the world - and you can't.' Realizing that anyone can do it is the first step. The next step is figuring out how you're going to do it.”
“I think the American Dream should be about a greater progressive legislation that allows for what I call a necessary future world of cooperational humanism.”

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