"The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart."

-- Adam Ferrara

#Funny Quotes #Fall Quotes #Humor Quotes

“Horses aren't lazy and they're not greedy and they're not jealous and they're not spiteful, they're not hateful. They're not that way. But the human can sometimes only describe a horse in the way that they view other human beings.”
“The White House said today that Judge Clarence Thomas, President Bush's Supreme Court nominee, had smoked ***** while in college.”
“Anything becomes interesting if you look at it long enough.”
“To me, the beauty of a quilt or a dress lies within the stitches and the thought of the person who made them. When you spend time making something with your two hands, you impart love in a way that buying never can.”
“The supersession of dualism in biology begins to occur in this science at the moment when the â€˜timeâ€™ factor is taken into consideration.”
“The most successful people in the world are people who were rejected more than anybody else.”
“The word that best sums up this team is sacrifice.”
“I love walking along Leiths waterfront and wandering around some of New Towns beautiful streets and squares, with their gorgeous Georgian architecture.”

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