"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."

-- Paul Rodriguez

#Funny Quotes #War Quotes #Teaching Quotes

“The next Euro-elections will be a step towards a United States of Europe”
“Where do the really best laughs come from? Terrific connections made intellectually, or terrific revelations made emotionally.”

Source : Charna Halpern, Del Close, Kim Johnson (1994). “Truth in Comedy: The Manual of Improvisation”, Meriwether Publishing
“The relationship of the toastmaster to speaker should be the same as that of the fan to the fan dancer. It should call attention to the subject without making any particular effort to cover it.”
“Heâ€™d never get over her. He knew that without hesitation or doubt. He loved her. As deeply as it was possible to love another person. And God, he wanted her. Every day. In hit life. As much a part of him as he would be of her.”
“It's shameful that the elites basically have one-and-a-half political parties. Working class men and women have zero parties - or they have half a party. That's exactly what progressives are upset about.”
“Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?”
“The purpose of visualization is insight, not pictures”
“Every dog has his day.”

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