"If I could get an honest answer, I would ask Trump. "How much money would you want in order to leave the presidency?" Because I think he would have a number, strangely enough. Then we'd know how much to launch the Kickstarter for."

-- Trevor Noah

#Thinking Quotes #Honest Quotes #Enough Quotes

“The moment in between what you once were, and who you are now becoming, is where the dance of life really takes place.”
“I'm a coyote shapeshifter playing in a world of werewolves and vampires---outmatched is n understatement.”

Source : Patricia Briggs (2010). “Silver Borne: Mercy Thompson”, p.10, Hachette UK
“Blessed are they whose bodies get destroyed in the service of others.”
“Our generation in the west was lucky: we had readymade gateways. We had books, paper, teachers, schools and libraries. But many in the world lack these luxuries. How do you practice without such tryout venues?”
“A lot of black people worked with the police as snitches. We used to call them bimpees where I grew up. And, you know, they were afforded special privileges. They may have been paid by the police. But you never knew who was informing on you. We lived either next door to or - two doors away from us was a known informant in Soweto.”
“Sometimes you don't really need armor to feel protected. Sometimes maybe you need just a chiffon dress to hug you.”
“I don't know -- maybe the world has two different kinds of people, and for one kind the world is this completely logical, rice pudding place, and for the other it's all hit-or-miss macaroni gratin.”
“Aristotle was once asked what those who tell lies gain by it. Said he - That when they speak truth they are not believed.”

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