"You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit."

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John Mulaney

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“I love the confidence! I am who I am, and I know who I am. I respect what you have to say, but I'm not listening to you, and your opinion is not affecting me. I am a 49-year-old woman. Don't tell me! That's what I love!”
“The web of life both cradles us and calls us to weave it further.”
“People often believed they were safer in the light, thinking monsters only came out at night.”
“Never mind whom you praise, but be very careful who you blame.”
“You control the doorway to your mind.”
“We impose our modern worldview on the Bible to make it conform to our intellectual happy place. But we deceive ourselves into thinking this works or is legitimate. We fail to realize that the supernatural things we want to avoid are no more supernatural (or "weird") than the things that define the Christian faith. What's so "normal" about the virgin birth, the Trinity, the deity of Christ, the bodily resurrection of Christ, the hypostatic union of the incarnation (Jesus was 100% God and 100% man)?”
“All we want in this life is peace, prosperity and a little paper.”

Source : "Peace, Prosperity And Paper". Song by Kamaal Fareed (Q-Tip), Ali Shaheed Muhammad and Malik Taylor, October 25, 1996.
“Friend, be not afraid of thy office, thou sendest me to God.”

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