"Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?"

-- Rita Rudner

#Fun Quotes #Roots Quotes #Brunette Quotes

“Liberty is not the daughter but the mother of order.”
“After a long day, folk rest at night. After a long summer, folk play games and sit about in the winter. After a long life folk sit about the fire and stay warm, for the chill of death is upon them, and even the thickest bearskin can't keep off the shivering.”
“My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west.”
“Physical roles give me a chance to learn something new.”
“The measure of the wealth of a nation is indicated by the measure of its protection of its industry; the measure of the poverty of a nation is marked by the degree in which it neglects and abandons the care of its own industry, leaving it exposed to the action of foreign powers.”

Source : Henry Clay, William Branch Giles (1827). “Mr. Clay's Speech on the Tariff: Or, The "American System," So Called ; Or, The Anglican System, in Fact, Introduced Here ; and Perverted in Its Most Material Bearing Upon Society, by the Omission of a System of Corn Laws, for the Protection of Agriculture”, p.80
“Each citizen should play his part in the community according to his individual gifts.”
“I'm not talking about Russia in my music. I've never been to Russia. I'm not talking about Africa, Switzerland, China. I'm talking about me being American and growing up in a crazy world and helping to reflect all different sides of life.”
“I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets.”

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