"Never accept a drink from a urologist."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Drinking Quotes #Humor Quotes #Alcohol Quotes

“The greater the ambiguity, the greater the pleasure.”
“You want to make me the best soldier possible. Go down and look at the standings. Look at the all-time standings. So far you're doing an excellent job with me. Congratulations. Now when are you going to put me up against a good army?”
“You can't look back; you have to keep looking forward.”
“I went see the horror thriller, Hannibal. I am a massive fan of Anthony Hopkins. He is superb in the film.”
“One can re-create what was in the mind of a mathematician a thousand years ago, recapture the truth of the intellect wherever it may have once come to light; but the image of art, that infinite variable of perception and expression in the individual, - that is not easily re-created, at least, not with certainty and in its original fulness.”
“A staple of my personality is that I want what I want - and Im willing to do without until I get it.”
“Some values must be universal, like human rights and the equal worth of every human being.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Language is the soulâ€™s ozone layer and we thin it at our peril.”

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