"What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast."

-- Michael R. Burch

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“In the spirit of tolerance, you should allow us to execute homosexuals.”
“I don't use the accident - 'cause I deny the accident”
“It is not enough to be a member of the Church of Christ, one needs to be a living member, in spirit and in truth, i.e., living in the state of grace and in the presence of God, either in innocence or in sincere repentance.”
“The gardener's work is never at at end; it begins with the year, and continues to the next: he prepares the ground, and then he sows it; after that he plants, and then he gathers the fruits...”
“Vegetarianism is a way of life that we should all move toward for economic survival, physical well-being and spiritual integrity.”
“I don't really care about labels that much. I wouldn't really call our music retro. There are influences of things from the past, which there is in everything. I think we're quite a modern band, actually. We don't record with old equipment. We use computers and programmed drums. We don't use any guitar amplifiers. We're very much a modern band in the sense that we love computers and what they can do to music. I guess we're just good at a different sound.”
“My health is good and it's up to me to keep it that way.”
“When I set out to write, I want to write something that will rip your heart out.”

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