"At the Last Supper how come no one sat on the other side of the table? See, I think originally there were people sitting on the other side but those were the people going, You know, the air conditioning hits me right on the back on the neck."

-- Gilbert Gottfried

#Thinking Quotes #Air Quotes #People Quotes

“A sculpture is something that if it falls on your foot, it will break it.”

Source : "John Chamberlain, Who Wrested Rough Magic From Scrap Metal, Dies at 84" by Randy Kennedy, www.nytimes.com. December 21, 2011.
“I never had a bad night in my life, but I've had a few bad mornings.”
“When I moved to L.A., I was penniless, absolutely beyond broke and in debt up to my eyeballs.”
“religious superstitions more than all other influences put together cripple & enslave woman, but so long as women themselves do not see it & hug their chains, we have a great educational work to do ...”
“Happiness is the natural state of our being”
“I think we're in the beginning of a bull market. When a bull market begins, nine months later the economy turns around.”
“That's what the Senate is about. It's the last bastion of minority rights, where a minority can be heard, where a minority can stand on its feet, one individual if necessary, and speak until he falls into the dust”
“Why is it that when you discover you can't have something, you want it even more?”

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