"Any comedian who tells you how dark and dangerous they are, they're not dark and dangerous."

-- Patton Oswalt

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“The voice of the Constitution is the inescapably solemn self-consciousness of the people giving the law unto themselves.”
“This is the first, wildest, and wisest thing I know, that the soul exists, and that it is built entirely out of attention.”
“That said, there are a few clear factors that determine the potential of a university to reach the highest levels of excellence. In the case of Harvard University, it was true that by the time of its tercentenary (300th anniversary of its founding) in 1936, Harvard had already achieved a reputation as a world-class institution. Harvard did not have the stature that it does today.”

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“The heart at peace is its own reward, needing nothing outside of itself to be fully content.”
“A hot iron, though blunt, will pierce sooner than a cold one, though sharper.”
“I think I really see myself doing TV more than ever.”
“What's it like, Lexy? You wake up and you feel - what? Heaviness, an ache inside, a weight, yes. A soft crumpling of the flesh. A feeling like all the surfaces inside you have been rubbed raw. A voice in your head - no, not voices, not like hearing voices, nothing that crazy, just your own inner voice, the one that says 'Turn left at the corner' or 'Don't forget to stop at the post office,' only now it's saying, 'I hate myself.' It's saying, 'I want to die.'”
“The part that the public sees is the arguments up at the podium and the briefs that we file. But a significant part of the job - in fact, I'd say I spend more of my time on this part of the job, which is deciding what the position of the United States will be in the cases that we're going to be participating in before the court.”

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