"Most surprising is probably that I thought I had experienced most of the low points life has to offer... but you reach new lows when you are hungover changing a nappy and throw up into it."

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Source : Source: in.askmen.com

Chris Ramsey

“I like to push myself beyond the limit every now and again.”
“With my new venture, Club Mom, we want to empower moms to feel their value and also build their collective power to make their lives better and easier. We want to bring them together as a community to share experiences and information.”
“Raids are slightly constipating.”
“Yo can always take back the lost parts of yourself if you can find and recognize them.”
“We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.”
“It's incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense.”
“Jesus did not die for pastors to have a well paid job. Neither was He raised on the cross just to raise our standard of living. He died to seek and to save those who are lost.”
“real beauty is so deep you have to move into darkness to understand it.”

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