"All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it."

-- Fred Allen

#Sense Of Humor Quotes

“The problem is simply finding the right person. Ask Plato. Just make sure she finishes your thoughts and you finish hers. That's all you need.”
“There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign.”
“Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long. Good things come to those who wait.”

Source : Jess C. Scott (2011). “Evolution (freebie)”, p.51, jessINK
“Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will.”
“Always wear high heels. Yes, they give you power. you move differently, sit differently and even speak differently.”
“All we have is our vote. But it's powerful.”

Source : "An Open Letter to the State of Alabama" by Adam McKay, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 10, 2010.
“The strong live and the weak die. There is some bloodshed, and out of it emerges a much leaner industry, which tends to survive.”
“I'm a guy who comes from a small town in the Midwest. It's not in my nature to say the most explicit things in public.”

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