"There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally."

-- David Cross

#Funny Quotes #Writing Quotes #Alternatives Quotes

“You must never call your enemy by a name you choose for him." â€œInstead you must call him by the name he calls himself. What he chooses will reflect his pride; it will reveal his desires. But what you choose to call him will reveal your fears, which should be kept to yourself, lest your enemy find the way to exploit them.”
“If you accept full responsibility for yourself, you will be released forever from expectation, resentment, blame and guilt.”
“We did just leave an insane asylum,â€ Hi agreed. â€œFor all we know, Chance spend his nights dancing naked with sock puppets, plotting to invade Canada.”
“There is always a sheet of paper. There is always a pen. There is always a way out.”
“What the thinker thinks, the prover proves”
“True modesty avoids everything that is criminal; false modesty everything that is unfashionable.”
“I tried to express through red and green the terrible passions of humanity.”
“The man who never dreams, goes slowly mad.”

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