"When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance."

-- John Oliver

#Trying Quotes #Dignity Quotes #Ends Quotes

“Rhetoric can be razor sharp, and just as one needs to take some comments seriously, others should not be.”

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“You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home.”
“The nobly born must nobly meet his fate.”
“I go â€” as others already crucified have gone. And think not we are weary of crucifixion. For we must be crucified by larger and yet larger men, between greater earths and greater heavens.”
“Blacks were not enslaved because they were black but because they were available. Slavery has existed in the world for thousands of years. Whites enslaved other whites in Europe for centuries before the first black was brought to the Western hemisphere. Asians enslaved Europeans. Asians enslaved other Asians. Africans enslaved other Africans, and indeed even today in North Africa, blacks continue to enslave blacks.”
“The man who has the will to undergo all labor may win to any good.”
“Tough times go away, tough people do not.”
“There was a policy at Hughes against drinking at lunch, but the men ignored it”

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