"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."

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Source : "Frequent Flyer Humor and One-Upmanship". Book by George W. Stewart, Dog Ear Publishing, p. 12, 2011.

Mark Russell

#Inspirational Quotes #Hilarious Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“I cannot understand any woman's wanting to be the first woman to do anything. ... It is a devastating burden and I could not take it, could not be a pioneer, a Symbol of Something Greater.”
“Chaz looks me dead in the eye and says, 'Why yes, Lizzie. Iâ€™m manically depressed because the girl Iâ€™ve finally realized Iâ€™ve always been in love with, and who I was beginning to think just might love me back, turned around and got herself engaged to my best friend, who, frankly, doesnâ€™t deserve her. Does that answer your question?”
“Most people get their politics, obviously, from TV shows about senators or movies about them or... all the day-to-day press and the talk shows.”
“rBGH poses an even greater risk to human health than ever considered. The FDA and Monsanto have a lot to answer for. Given the cancer risks, and other health concerns, why is rBGH milk still on the market?”

Source : Samuel Epstein (2007). “What's In Your Milk?: An Exposé of Industry and Government Cover-Up on the Dangers of the Genetically Engineered (rBGH) Milk You're Drinking”, p.48, Trafford Publishing
“The general function of dreams is to try to restore our psychological balance by producing dream material that re-establishes, in a subtle way, the total psychic equilibrium.”
“Is solace anywhere more comforting than that in the arms of a sister.”
“In every community, there is work to be done. In every nation, there are wounds to heal. In every heart, there is the power to do it.”
“Itâ€™s funny how all the fussing and fighting turns into us f-king and flying.”

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