"You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to make people laugh and please them, you're too resentful to do it."

-- Sarah Silverman

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“It is always a danger when you have a big game ahead, but there is only one way to prepare well for our Champions League game - and that is to do well tomorrow. Therefore, I feel there is a lot at stake for us tomorrow. It is a massive game for us.”
“It's a lovely experience walking around a museum by yourself.”
“Unlived dreams often show up in your body as disease. Go for the Big Wow. Life is short!”
“Mind and intelligence are woven into the fabric of our universe in a way that altogether surpasses our understanding.”
“God must have been engaged from the beginning, and must now be engaged in progressive development, and infinite as God is, he must have been less powerful in the past than he is today.... We may be certain that, through self-effort, the inherent and innate powers of God have been developed to a God-like degree. Thus he has become God.”
“I've learned that my people are not the only ones oppressed... I have sung my songs all over the world and everywhere found that some common bond makes the people of all lands take to Negro songs as their own.”
“If one's intellectual equipment was not great, one's spiritual experience not deep, the result of doing one's very best could only seem very lightweight in comparison with the effort involved. But perhaps that was not important. The mysterious power that commanded men appeared to him to ask of them only obedience and the maximum of effort and to remain curiously indifferent as to the results.”
“I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.”

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