"You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when you get introduced you have to say "Hey,how ya doin'? How are ya?" I couldn't do it. It was false."

-- Larry David

#Hey Quotes #Goes On Quotes #Requirements Quotes

“Forgiveness of the present is even more important than forgiveness of the past. If you forgive every moment - allow it to be as it is - then there will be no accumulation of resentment that needs to be forgiven at some later time.”
“I grew up going to a real small missionary baptist church. We would sing a lot of the old standards... the hymns and everything. Those songs are still my favorite and are pretty timeless.”
“Very unfairly, there's a negative image of the kid, which really stems from the greed and selfishness of the NBA and NCAA. They're forcing these kids to go to school.”
“The darkest day in a man's career is that wherein he fancies there is some easier way of getting a dollar than by squarely earning it.”
“For me, the best journalism is usually the best storytelling, and the best stories are those of real people.”
“Sometimes being a good mother gets in the way of being a good person.”

Source : Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey (1998). “A Woman of Independent Means”, p.193, Penguin
“I think America becomes more disgruntled by going to the movies and having an endlessly good time at them.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“I have two sons now. And just being on the road all the time - I was on the road for about five years straight, and at some point, something clicks inside your head and you think, "Man, I've got to figure out what's going on inside myself," as far as my personal faith.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com

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