"I'm the oldest I've ever been, right now."

-- Tim Sylvia

#Funny Quotes #Sports Quotes #Ridiculous Quotes

“The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere.”
“I was around 15 when I first wanted to compete in an Olympics. I even remember the first time I got to wear a GB kit as a junior. I've even kept it. It's in my mum's loft somewhere, probably gone mouldy by now.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“The camera is the eye of history.”
“I have this personal affinity for the desert. I am fascinated by the desert. I love it.”
“I consider myself a laborer, building my career brick over brick under the sun.”

Source : "'I Know What I Stand For'". Interview with Katie Couric, www.glamour.com. November 29, 2009.
“We do not attract what we want, But what we are.”
“No wonder the creationists don't believe the darwinian account.”
“Whatever happens in life can happen on the stage, but as a comedian you should always be clear what your target is. It's fine to be gratuitously tasteless if that's what you are intending to do. It's that old line: I don't defend what a comedian might say but I defend to the death his right to say it.”

Source : Source: www.theguardian.com

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