"When I was in third grade I taught myself ventriloquism... What's hard is to learn to be an entertainer and make people laugh. I was a few years out of college before I felt I had enough material. Then in 1988 I moved to L.A. and started to do some shows at comedy clubs."

-- Jeff Dunham

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“My inner world creates my outer world.”
“... and that's why I kicked your leg out of your leg!”
“You may know God, but not comprehend Him.”
“Try to think where you want to put the ball, not where you don't want it to go.”
“I've had some wonderful ideas for getting the dominating going. I've got some extremely subtle advertising slogans that should get the public behind us. Things like "Vote for EL Wisty and lovely nude ladies will come and dance with you." It's a complete lie, of course, but you can't afford to be too scrupulous if you're going to dominate the world.”

Source : "Fictional character: E. L. Wisty". TV Series "On the Braden Beat" ("The World Domination League", 1964), 1962-1967.
“The gym is where I get my chill-out time. I try to go six days a week, but when I'm working, that goes down to about three.”
“People are starting to acknowledge the direction the media is going. This is a good sign that we'll continue to deliver satire and news and opinion in new and different ways. Why be limited by the medium? I hope that there are more cartoonists and people who are willing to try something new.”
“Contraries are cured by contraries.”

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