"If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?"

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Billy Connolly

#Jesus Quotes #Names Quotes #Mexican Quotes

“Who does not see that the same authority which can establish Christianity, in exclusion of all other Religions, may establish with the same ease any particular sect of Christians, in exclusion of all other Sects?”
“Weâ€™re days away from going full scale against Malone, and in the meantime, weâ€™re under fire from above. And Iâ€™m about as useful as a three-legged dog.â€ â€œYouâ€™re much more useful than any kind of dog, mi vida.â€ Marc purred and pressed me into the counter, his hands on my hips. I couldnâ€™t resist a smile. I was a real sucker for Spanish.”
“My dad's passion was to teach adults to read so they could read to their kids.”
“How do you keep safe when your whole day is as wide and empty as the sky?”
“I want to be bigger than everybody else, but I wouldn't want to be so big that people can't accept it. For instance, if you come in with 30-inch-arms, even your own peers aren't going to accept that. I wouldn't want to be that way. I wouldn't want to infinitely become unreal.”
“The best an American can look forward to is the lonely pleasure of one who stands at long last on a chilly and inhospitable mountaintop where few have been before, where few can follow and where few will consent to believe he has been.”
“Another show I really enjoyed working on was 'Raising The Bar.' I did four or five episodes of that show.”

Source : "Max Greenfield on his current role on New Girl and his Veronica Mars history". Interview with Will Harris, www.avclub.com. May 8, 2012.
“Progress is not an illusion, it happens, but it is slow and invariably disappointing.”

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