"A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you"

-- Demetri Martin

#Sleep Quotes #Naps Quotes

“sorrow must not be cultivated: it is a poor lifestyle choice.”
“I don't know why I feel so crazy...I feel like I'm going through a stargate. Maybe it's the diet pills. Maybe it's Buddha.”
“When a new writer comes onto a project, he'll make wholesale changes just to mark the territory or for greater credit.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Anything that's worth anything is complicated.”

Source : Tom Rachman (2010). “The Imperfectionists: A Novel”, p.260, Dial Press
“Web 2.0 is the business revolution in the computer industry caused by the move to the Internet as platform, and an attempt to understand the rules for success on that new platform.”
“As our power over others increases, we become less free; for to retain it, we must make ourselves its servants.”
“Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat.”
“It is in the public interest to know what our governors are up to. If they are up to doing good, then they are only too happy to let us know. When they are up to no good, they want that kept secret.”

Source : "We don't want a gravy train for the well-connected few" by Jimmy Reid, www.theguardian.com. September 29, 1999.

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