"I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes."

-- John Oliver

#Laughing Quotes #Comedian Quotes #Sound Quotes

“You don't have to be peculiar to find God,”
“Turning corporations loose and letting the profit motive run amok is not a prescription for a more livable world.”
“I'm losing control."-Brittany Mamacita, I've already lost it."-Alex”
“It is thus, if there is any rule, that we ought to die--neither as victim nor as fanatic, but as the seafarer who can greet with an equal eye the deep that he is entering, and the shore that he must leave.”
“People only hate what they see in themselves.”
“Only a work democracy can create the foundation of genuine freedom. Long experience in sociological disputes leads me to expect that a great many people will take offense at the disclosure of this miscalculation. It makes the highest demands on people's will to veracity; it puts a heavy burden on everyday living; it places all social responsibility on those who work , be it in the factory, in the office, on the farm, in the laboratory, or wherever.”
“The older I get, the more interesting I find lawyers and accountants.”
“Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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