"I would show up at a party for Al Qaeda if you said there's going to be a dinner."

-- Gilbert Gottfried

#Party Quotes #Dinner Quotes #Als Quotes

“By the end of Fashion Week my apartment is covered with makeup and clothes and shoes. Everything you can think of.”
“The only way to gall and fret effectively is for yourself to be a good and honest man.”
“Whenever the work is itself light, it becomes necessary, in order to economize time, to increase the velocity.”
“Re-tweeting is a pretty common practice on Twitter, but on an average day, we see maybe one out of 20 posts is a re-tweet.”
“When itâ€™s too good, you do it over again. Too good is too easy. If itâ€™s too easy you have to worry. If youâ€™re not lying awake at night worrying about it, the reader isnâ€™t going to, either. I always know that when I get a good nightâ€™s sleep, the next day Iâ€™m not going to get any work done. Writing a novel is like working on foreign policy. There are problems to be solved. Itâ€™s not all inspirational.”
“If the audience doesn't hear what is going on, is it going on?”
“I want to hold a CD I didn't burn. I hate burnt CDs.”
“I could never be so lucky again”

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