"everybody fancies they have that rare thing, a sense of humour."

-- Olivia Robertson

#Humor Quotes #Fancy Quotes #Humour Quotes

“I'm sure it's not any wish of mine that I'm born with inclinations for better things. If I could be born again, and had the designing of myself, I'd be born the lowest and coarsest-minded person imaginable, so that I could find plenty of companionship, or I'd be born an idiot, which would be better still.”

Source : Miles Franklin (2009). “My Brilliant Career”, p.61, The Floating Press
“Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: â€œJust be cool. Donâ€™t be an asshole.”

Source : Nick Offerman (2013). “Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living”, p.49, Penguin
“Pittsburgh entered the core of my heart when I was a boy and cannot be torn out.”
“... you can either ask the question or experience the answer ...”
“Fiscal policy is not just, or even not even principally, the purview of the president.”
“It's a weird thing when you make records. You try to hear it before you make it, so you walk into the studio with this idea of what you expect to happen, and that usually changes. That usually turns into something else, and that's a good thing. If everything was as you imagined it to be, it just wouldn't be as much fun.”
“â€¦how monstrous the people you loved could be.”
“I think people really marry far too much; it is such a lottery after all, and for a poor woman a very doubtful happiness.”

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