"Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: â€œJust be cool. Donâ€™t be an asshole."

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Source : Nick Offerman (2013). “Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living”, p.49, Penguin

Nick Offerman

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“Perfection is not when there is no more to add, but no more to take away.”
“Somehow, the things my mother wanted to do, the release in evangelism she sought with such frenzy, were transferred to me.”
“Confronted by a Church that has ceased to manifest God's mercy and intimate connection with humankind - that has converted Christ into a grim and joyless adjunct to the policing of bedrooms and marital intercourse - men and women can no longer see themselves as beloved of God, only as impure and reprehensible.”
“Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I like when the manuscript keeps its authentic style and form, so even if I have accepted some advice from editors, I don't really want to adapt the manuscript to the needs and expectations of the readers.”
“I have never thought that you could obtain the extremely clumpy, heterogeneous universe we have today, strongly affected by plasma processes, from the smooth, homogeneous one of the Big Bang, dominated by gravitation.”

Source : "Hannes Alfvén: Dean of the Plasma Dissidents". Book by Anthony L. Peratt, p. 196, 1998.
“I find my inspiration in myself.”
“I stare to memorize your face, to kiss you in my mind, love you all the time.”

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