"Two bats were hanging up in a cave and one said to the other, 'When I'm older, I hope I don't become incontinent'."

-- Mick Miller

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“I'm not going to let people who work in the United States Department of Justice have their characters be assailed without any basis.”
“If I make a mistake here and there, I'm going to come back and try and play aggressive. This is my game.”
“My kids are so much better parent than I was.”
“If you have two good off spinners, what is the problem in playing both of them.”
“Anfering sex for money is not a profession that glorifies women; it is a profession born of desperation, poverty, alieatioin, and loneliness.”
“Take rainwater kept for several years, and mix a sextarius of this water with a pound of honey The whole is exposed to the sun for 40 days, and then left on a shelf near the fire. If you have no rain water, then boil spring water.”
“As the feminist saying goes, 'Women deliver.' In other words, when women control resources, the social gain is greater than when men control resources.”
“The character of a woman rapidly develops after marriage, and sometimes seems to change, when in fact it is only complete.”

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