"I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up."

-- Alonzo Bodden

#Airplane Quotes #School Quotes #Wish Quotes

“AT&T will not block access to the public Internet or degrade service, period.”

Source : "Bill would profoundly change the Internet" by David Lazarus, www.sfgate.com. April 5, 2006.
“Today you can buy the Dialogues of Plato for less than you would spend on a fifth of whiskey, or Gibbon's Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire for the price of a cheap shirt. You can buy a fair beginning of an education in any bookstore with a good stock of paperback books for less than you would spend on a week's supply of gasoline.”
“There are things in this universe that we cannot control, and then there are the things we can. . . . Let fate, coincidence, and accident conspire; human beings must act on reason.”

Source : David Guterson (2009). “Snow Falling on Cedars”, p.212, A&C Black
“The United States must also continue to push the United Nations Security Council for strong action to thwart Iran's nuclear ambitions. In the meantime, it is our job to take meaningful steps to eliminate the threats posed by Iran.”
“If I'm going to do something, I'm going to do it well. That's just my character, that's just the way it is with me.”
“Python is executable pseudocode. Perl is executable line noise.”
“Walk with those seeking truth... RUN FROM THOSE WHO THINK THEY'VE FOUND IT.”
“I wake up every morning fearing I am going to fail. But I love a challenge, big or small. There's so much I want to do. I only sleep four hours a night.”

Source : Source: www.businessinsider.com

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