"Humor is a terrific tool for explaining things, especially when what you're explaining is frightening or dull and complicated."

-- P. J. O'Rourke

#Tools Quotes #Dull Quotes #Complicated Quotes

“We cannot stand still or slip backwards. We must go forward now together.”
“To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back.”
“The fact that Saigyo composed a poem that begins, "I shall be unhappy without loneliness," shows that he made loneliness his master.”
“Companies are increasingly taking responsibility for the safety of the food they sell, rather than risk their brand on a large recall.”
“Health experts working on a union backed screening program to detect bladder cancer in a Georgia chemical plant were stunned when the local (ACS) cancer society not only didn't support the program, but tried to discourage participation in it.”
“We could tell them [alien civilization] things that we have discovered in the realm of mathematical physics, but there is stuff that I would like to know. There are some famous problems like how to bring gravitation and quantum physics together, the long-sought-after theory of quantum gravity. But it may be hard to understand the answer that comes back.”
“President Bush has committed billions to the fight against AIDS, thus making retroviral drugs available to millions of HIV-positive Africans.”
“Pause and remember - Making the wrong assumptions causes pain and suffering for everyone.”

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