"I'm a black male, over 40, with no kids, living in the suburbs - they wanted to put me in a museum. Why did I move to the suburbs? I started watching Desperate Housewives. If comedy didn't work out I can always try gardening."

-- Alonzo Bodden

#Moving Quotes #Kids Quotes #Museums Quotes

“The world must live. We are only one species among billions. The gods don't love us any more than they love spiders or bears or whales or water lilies.”

Source : Daniel Quinn (2010). “The Story of B”, p.324, Bantam
“It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.”
“The way to succeed is never quit. Thats it. But really be humble about it.”
“This sounds strange to many people, but I work out for exactly 16 minutes every day, and do so at maximum speed by running 2.5 miles. This keeps me healthy without taking up too much time so I can stay focused on other things. It's one of the most efficient things I do each day.”
“We need, in a special way, to work twice as hard to help people understand that the animals are fellow creatures, that we must protect them and love them as we love ourselves.”
“Even in the wildest storms the sky is not all dark; and so in the darkest dealings of God with His children, there are always some bright tokens for good.”
“Of all the reports that fly about the world, ill news is the surest of all to arrive!”

Source : Ellis Peters (2014). “The Pilgrim Of Hate”, p.223, Head of Zeus
“Worship is first and foremost for His benefit, not ours, though it is marvelous to discover that in giving Him pleasure, we ourselves enter into what can become our richest and most wholesome experience in life.”

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