"I've never been sentimental about my horse. The horse doesn't give a damn about you. If you want to know the truth - horses are dumb."

“If Christianity is a mere invention of man, and the Bible is not from God, how can infidels explain Jesus Christ? His existence in history they cannot deny. How is it that without force or bribery, without arms or money, He has made such an immensely deep mark on the world as He certainly has?”

“Rarely does a candidate think ahead and take the time to understand what the hiring company's priorities are, and then carefully presents himself as a 'solution' to the company's existing gaps/needs.”

“You want to do what you can while you are on this earth. Otherwise, the alternative is to go shopping.”

“Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.”

Source : "QI". Comedy Panel Game, Series Four, Episode 01, September 29, 2006.

“But you're never taught in schools - we don't teach anyone in public schools that government is the problem. We don't teach anyone in college that government is the problem - except maybe a handful of sort of unique, conservative schools. But mainstream media never talks as if government is the problem.”

“[On a dull party:] It was a fête worse than death.”

“I may fall here in the Senate chamber, but I will. never make any compromise with any such men.”

“Energy apparently increases with the amount of work to be done. When nothing of burning urgency is waiting, it decreases much sooner. Heaven seems to understand such economy.”